Diner: Do you serve lamb?
Waiter: I'm sorry, sir, we don't allow animals to dine here!!!!

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir,we serve anyone.

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take
this train to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."

An ant knocks the door of a house. House owner opens

> the door.

>

> "I want a place to stay", said the ant.

>

> "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for

> free of cost", said the

> owner.

>

> Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room.

> After some days, the ant

> brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can

> you please allow this

> ant to stay along with me".

>

> "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent"

> said the owner.

>

> After some days the ant brought one more ant and

> requested the owner to

> allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it

> without asking for any

> rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant

> and owner agrees for

> it. On one fine day, the ant brought in 10th ant

> and requested the owner

> to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it.

>

> The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you

> need to pay rent".

>

> Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent

> when the tenth ant came

> in?

>

> Scroll down for the answer

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Ø Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants)